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 10 Rules for Chad

Are you tired of shelling out 25 bucks for a lap dance and leaving with 

a raging hard-on?

Had your fill of being treated like a walking ATM on foodie dates?

Fed up with always being the buddy who dives on the fat girl grenade 

for the team?

Isn't it just a snooze-fest being perpetually stuck in the friend zone?

Sick of getting less attention on speed dates than a goldfish in a bowl?

Ever wish you were the guy girls swoon over, instead of the one they 

file restraining orders against?

Long for the ability to string more than two words together without 

turning into a human geyser?

How about those side hugs from women? Yep, pretty lonely.

And isn't it just a tad pathetic that your only intimate moments 

involve a tissue and some late-night browsing?

Bet you know more porn stars on Pornhub than people in 

your phone contacts, huh?

Does the thought of saying 'hello' to a woman send you 

spiraling into an anxiety attack?

Had your fill of getting banned from bars for perfecting your

impression of a creepy statue in the corner, scaring off more women than a plague of locusts at a picnic?

Isn't it depressing that your only female interaction is on OnlyFans?

let's face it, the closest thing to getting 'head' in your life is the 

change in your pocket.

But fear not, for salvation is at hand with the Chad Rules. 

This guide will school you in the art of taking down Hoes and 

sailing through the choppy waters of the dating scene. 

Welcome to the Chad lifestyle – where the only thing harder 

than your abs is your game.

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